It’s time for our annual Big Love adventure! Five mommas and 14 kids need some serious supplies for a “camping” (quotes because we’re staying in a state park conference center) “vacation” (quotes because this is a family trip, NOT a vacation). We thought for giggles, we would give ourselves a $1000 limit.
Shopping List for Big Love Park Quest
1. Food
We’re feeding a small army, people! And when we don’t plan properly our wallets and our arses get bitten.
There was the time we thought we planned, but the Pizza Hut Erin meticulously mapped out for us to stop at was closed. We’re not talking we arrived after business hours; we’re talking the windows were boarded up and the letters were pried off the roof. Friendly’s made their sales quota on us that day.
Then there was the time Erin told us there would be a place to get chicken on the way home from the beach (you guessed it, it was closed, but only regular closed) and Ellen spent an hour driving around looking for food. It was like a Christmas Miracle when she found the McDonald’s in the middle of NOWHERE. If only she had a star or GPS to follow that day. $80 later, the hysterically hungry troops were fed. With greasy crap. Oy.
And yes, we’re starting to realize Erin might have a wee bit o’ the Pied Piper in her soul.
2. Hydration
We keep trying to find an economical and earth friendly way to keep us all hydrated. Drinking the tap water: bleh! Cases of bottled water: fail!
This year we are bringing big jugs of water and reusable water bottles. While this is going to be earth friendlier, we’re not sure about cheaper. Erin spent $17.99 on indestructible stainless steel bottles for her and her five kids.
As Erin’s husband Steve quipped, “Lost trumps indestructible.” We’ll see how this goes.
3. Sunscreen
We are serious about protecting our babies from melanoma and that shizz is expensive. It might be cheaper to rent cabana boys to carry umbrellas over our heads. And sexier.
4. Mosquito Repellent
When skeeters are this big…
..this only makes ’em proclaim, “You taste Skintastic!”
So since Agent Orange is illegal…
5. Band-Aids
You just can’t prevent the boo-boos. One year, Erin assured us that she had first aid covered because her son had made a mega kit in Boy Scouts.
So upon the first whimper about the first blister, she whipped out her suitcase of a kit, her eyes shining brightly with pride. If Ellen had needed to set a broken bone, the tools were there, but NOT ONE FREAKIN” BAND-AID was to be found! Apparently, her family had pilfered the bandages out without replacing them. Boy Scout no-no.
Her son limped away with the plaster cast Ellen fashioned, but we ALL buy Band-Aids now. And yes, Erin’s Pied Piper-ness is not lost on us. Again.
6. Keens
With the blisters comes the knowledge that cheap footwear is well, cheap. We have even tried not so cheap alternatives from Land’s End, but Ellen ended up with inflamed plantar fasciitis. So Ellen was thrilled when Laura called to tell her Keens were on sale for $30 at Dick’s Sporting Goods.
Yeaaaaah, that was for children’s sizes and Ellen sadly learned that even her youngest wears a women’s size now. Mastercard loves her.
7. Kayaking Outfits
Okay, so maybe “kayaking outfits” makes us sound as authentic as Project Runway contestants hitting the Great Outdoors, but it’s a joke stemming from the teasing lavished on Ellen when she showed up in her cute little kayaking clothes. But she knew proper performance clothes meant she’d still be happy at the end of the day. Everyone laughed and made merry, but Ellen had the last laugh 7 hours later when she was the only one to dodge the chafing and diaper rash bullet. She ended up sitting pretty. Get it?
8. SD cards
We know, we know, you can reuse them, but we take a lot of pictures. Erin, Mary, and Laura are fabulous at managing their photos.
But Ellen and Vickie? Not so much. We have been tripped up driving all over hell and creation looking for SD cards. So we stock up.
9. Gasquest
Not that kind of gas. The term for that is “Fartquest” as coined by Mary’s family, fueled by salsa and chips. We’re talking about what makes our mini-van regatta go vroom. Maryland is no Texas in terms of square footage, but we’re traveling from the top of the Chesapeake Bay to the bottom. Not. Cheap.
10. Alcohol
If you’ve read the rest of this list, you know we need something to boost the Sisterhood’s mood after a day of mayhem. We’re only human.
Editor’s Note: We removed most of the actual prices when we realized we busted the $1000 budget. We hereby declare our list “Things we WISH only cost $1000.”
What’s that you hear? That’s the sound of us weeping because we realized we could have funded a kick-ass girls’ weekend in New Orleans for what we spent on this trip. But then again, figure in the babysitting and we might have hit bankruptcy. Plus you really can’t put a price on memories. Humor us.
– Ellen and Erin
Good job!! You covered many of the important things!!!
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Yeah, for more than a grand. Ellen
It sounds like a wonderful trip for your family. I hope you thoroughly enjoy yourselves. You will clearly be prepared!
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We’re hoping this is the year we have it all together! Ellen
But it’s totally worth it right?
I’ll give you a thousand if my crew can come too!
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Ha! Only if you come too! And bring your own water bottles. Ellen
Yeah, sticking to a budget with this Listicle was hard!
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One can never have too many SD cards. And I am so excited to read about your adventures. And wheather indistructible bottles truly are 🙂
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There is nothing better than families going camping together. It creates such great memories.
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Thanks for humoring us. We agree. Ellen
I LOVE my Keens. Best investment ever of last summer. Have fun camping!!!!
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I just keep thinking “BUGS”. We did a huge camping trip last summer (the Hillbilly Boatin Bonanza) but I’m pretty sure I am going to fight hard for Best Western.
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Yes, and I check for ticks about every five minutes. And no worries, I’m going to San Juan on a proper VACATION next week. 😉 Ellen
VERY funny list, ladies! I’m still laughing at the thought of you pulling up to the boarded up Pizza Hut (only because it’s happened to me, too). 🙂
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Ha! Big Bad Goggle does not stay as on top of things as they let on. Ellen
It’s amazing how fast $1000 will run out. Especially with gas prices these days!
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Love this! But i will say these work miracles against the mosquitoes http://www.cabelas.com/insect-repellent-control-clip-8482-repellent-1.shtml?WT.tsrc=CSE&WT.mc_id=GoogleProductAds&WT.z_mc_id1=716034&rid=40&mr:trackingCode=8919DE51-F5D2-DF11-82EF-001B21631C34&mr:referralID=NA&mr:adType=pla&mr:ad=5855053104&mr:keyword={keyword} better than any spray I’ve found …And yes alcohol is a MUST…but what about something to charge your laptops on…otherwise how can we keep up with all your camping adventures? 😉
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I will check those out but they won’t make it on this trip. Thanks! And we are in a cabin/conference center. It is rustic, but there is electricity, water, and TOILETS! I’m more of a camping-ish girl. 😉 Ellen
One thing is for sure. If I ever go camping, I’ll know who to call. You make it sound so much — I think you could twist my arm to join you. And that Pizza Hut description…too funny.
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I’d DEFINITELY go with the personal cabana boys/umbrellas although I’m pretty sure I would’ve spent my entire $1000 on number 10 alone. ;P
Have fun on your Quest!! Diane
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Love this list! Hope you have a blast! Can’t wait to hear how it goes:)
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Tell me more about Keen’s. Never heard of them before. Sounds like a great time for all.
They are totally worth the money. And, oh yes, we have a very good Keen’s story. 😉 Ellen
I wish I was young enough to go with you all–everything is such an adventure. You will have memories for years to come. Love to read what you do!
You are crazy women!!
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We are leaving today and I am feeling a bit crazy. Just discovered I have 10 pictures left on my camera. Apparently I can write the list, I just can’t follow the list. Ellen
Great list! I’m sure that you will have a great trip and will be totally prepared. Someone else told me about Keens lately – I will have to look them up!
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This list and Stasha’s list makes me want to go on a long fun road and camping trip! Well, except for the gigantic mosquito 🙂
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“Lost trumps indestructible.” Truer words were never typed, lol. Love your list!
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a few questions: would wine in a box keep away mosquitos if you spread the wine on your skin? what IS the best moquito repellent (seriously. because I am like the heroin of mosquitos: they love me, feed on me till they nod off & die), and most importantly, what IS the going rate on cabana boys?
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Awesomesauce list! Looks like you had everything covered. And I bet not one of the kids has any idea about all the work and planning it takes to do this. Gosh. Kids are so lucky. They just pack up and go. Wait….most cases, they don’t even pack up – we pack up for them! They just have to get their butts in the car. I wanna be a kid! Waah!
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I got distracted at cabana boys…. but you guys are way, WAY, more organized than I when it comes to travel!
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What you see here is trial and error. We learned big time from our mistakes. This really was our smoothest year ever.
But if only we did have a cabana boy. Sigh. We did have a little boy join our herd on the beach. He had a very hot dad, but now that I think about it, he was useless. He didn’t carry one damn thing for us and he got to relax on the beach while we watched the kid. Label us suckers. 🙂 Ellen
unfortunately hot dads tend to be useless when they’re wifeless…
BonnyBard recently posted..Ode to a fine old broad
Wow you guys are so practical 🙂 Were should I send a box of band aids too?
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Have fun on your camping trip. I have four cabana boys/tenants/minions I can rent out cheap.
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Awesome! 😉 Ellen