This week’s Monday Listicle is 10 Things In Your Closets. We don’t know about you, but we might be a little bit behind in our closet cleaning . . . cleaning out the skeletons that is.
Now wait! We see you getting all excited, grabbing the popcorn, and pulling up a chair. We’re not going to reveal that Ellen was a Bolivian black market KitchenAid mixer dealer or that Erin leads a double life as a Kool-Aid pusher (unless that Kool-Aid is Downton Abbey).
We’re talking more along the lines of closets harboring the skeletons of hobbies and projects past, the ghosts of times gone by, and the detritus from portions of our personalities that we try to keep under wraps. While it may not be in the same league as Lance Armstrong airing his dope-dripping laundry on Oprah, we’re throwing open the doors anyway.
10 Skeletons In Our Closets
Ellen
1. Imelda Marcos, much?
Don’t be fooled by my yoga pants. I have A LOT of shoes and some of them are even pretty hot. They should all be contained in that cubby of shelves, but since I gave my husband the one shelf for his, mine have had to invade other regions of the closet. Yes, I am blaming him. End of story.
2. Sentimental streak.
You see my foyer coat closet? It is sized for a family of one and only if that one person lived in Florida and really had no need for anything beyond a rain jacket. It is packed to bursting with coats spilling over to a hall tree, yet I can’t get rid of this puffy pink snowsuit. Both of my girls wore that adorable thing and they are 12 and 14. I have even gone so far as to put it in a donation box not once, but twice. Each time I have rescued it at the last second. It is a bow that plucks at my heartstrings. Don’t roll your eyes. I chucked the high chair, binkies, and Candyland without blinking. Just ignore that box marked “Toddler Halloween Costumes.” I’m going to use them to dry my tears when they leave for college.
3. Jewelry making is a virtue. Or does it bring out my flaws?
I used to make jewelry all of the time. I went to beads shows, I subscribed to jewelry-making magazines, and I would hate to tally up the cost of the findings, beads, and tools that I have amassed. But I haven’t made a piece of jewelry in over three years. I could blame motherhood, but I took up the hobby when my girls were toddlers. I could blame blogging, but that has only been going on for a year. What’s really to blame? It’s that little flaw/virtue of my personality known as perfectionism. I loved my creations, but the creating made me want to throat punch a troll, or I guess more aptly, a troll bead.
So what do you do with a hobby that feels like work, but has too much worth to chuck? Shove it into your closet.
4. Ellen is SEW crafty.
Boy, do I have the supplies! But I really don’t want to over-sell myself, I’m really just Master of the Straight Seam. There was a Toto costume back in the Spring of ’05, but my therapist says it’s best just to tamp that memory down and never speak of it again. But what is really highlighted here is my reign as Queen of Unfinished Projects. See those brackets above those lovely cafe curtains in my bathroom that I finished a mere three years ago? They should hold a swag. Heh, heh, Swag. I’m just going to holler, “YOLO!” and move on.
5. The harbinger of a new era! An era of finished projects!
This is where it all changes: the laundry closet project! It was ever so wisely embarked upon the week before Christmas when it’s progress was halted by my flu-slide-into-the-most-killer-sinus-infection-ever sickness. But as Tide is my witness, I WILL see this through to the end. Watch for the next installment of Pintershit to read all about it. (But you shouldn’t hold your breath. Just sayin’.)
Erin
6. Treasure Trove of Trucks
Hess Trucks are super-fun toys. For me, they are also part of a family Christmas Tradition lasting almost 40 years. I love that my dad is continuing this tradition with my kids. We treat these presents about 1000% better than every other toy that comes through the door, especially any that light up. I am a true fan, but should they really be taking up so much valuable real estate? This collection doesn’t just span 15 plus years, it spans the entire width and breadth of the boys’ closet.
7. Do Your Best
. . . to refrain from mocking or finger-pointing after this confession. . .
I am a full-on, sleeves-rolled-up, hiking, biking, camping, smores-making Cub Scout leader. In my Behind-the-Music (Don’t mock! We can all dream. I still have 40 years to check this one off my bucket list!), there would be a fair amount of time (10 years and counting!) dedicated to my time in Scouting. With 3 of my boys (the littlest has yet to join the pack), I have led Tigers, Wolves, and Bears (oh, my!) and served every position there is in a Cub Scout pack. I don my brown shirt with pride (although I bought it post-baby sized for a nursing décolletage I no longer possess). My garage is also full of two storage shelves full of scout stuff and I used to have two push-carts in our shed out back, but those are posts for another day. I am all in!!
8. Shutterbug
Me loves some, me precious!! The way Ellen joneses for shoes, imagine me and photography stuff. The ONLY good thing that came from losing my camera bag was that my dear photographer friends introduced me to the two great photography websites, Adorama and B &H . It will make securing that wide angle lens my heart is now set on so much easier to obtain.
9. It’s Not What’s Inside That Counts
My kids have the grace of a herd of stampeding elephants. When they were little, closet doors succumbed to their indelicate touch on a daily basis. So I did what any self-respecting Momma would do: I ripped those suckers off their hinges. It has worked out great, and I never thought about it again until Biddie’s 14th birthday this year. When asked what she would like to celebrate this special milestone, did she ask for a laptop, an iPhone, or a Visa card? Hellz, no. “Well, some closet doors might be nice.” Parenting fail.
10. Oh, No She Didn’t!
. . .Want a Wedding, that is. Absolutely not. Well, I wanted a wedding—I was a girl in love after all—but I was none too sure about all the rest of it. If Pinterest had been around back then, it probably would have sent me into cardiac arrest or straight to a psychiatrist’s couch. After Steve talked me into letting him buy me an engagement ring, he then talked me into a wedding, and you know what? I loved it all! I thought my wedding was beautiful and meaningful. I thought my reception was a blast. But, in the end, the things I was head over heels for (besides Steve, of course!) were my dress and my veil. Perhaps that is why my veil box is taking up a full corner of the smallest master closet known to man. Who knows? But check out these pictures!! That is one happy girl then! And now!
Thanks again to Stasha for giving us the time and space for some much-needed catharsis! Make sure you take a moment to check out all the great bloggers linked up to Monday Listicles this week. They are always good fun! Erin and Ellen
Yeah I told my husband today that I needed to relocate my closet. It seems to find every missing thing in the house and hold it hostage.
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I think that closet just needs to be taught a lesson. 😉 Ellen
I have so many pairs of shoes (that haven’t been worn in ages), I dedicated a whole blog post to them.
Not hoarder-ish at all.
Okay, maybe the veil is. Sort of.
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I have actually cleared out some shoes, but now I hold off because it seems like every other month my daughter needs “period pieces” for some costume. So I’m doing it for the children. Not hoarder-ish at all. Ellen
Ha! I knew you would do something awesome. And those lenses need to be out and about my friends. Pronto!!
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Yeah, those are just her boxes. She uses her lenses . . . at least the ones she hasn’t lost. Ellen
Oh, how fun! I can’t believe you actually have an old photo of a skeleton in your closet. Who knew that you would actually be blogging about such a topic someday?
I can so relate to being the queen of unfinished projects. I actually did some beading during my surgery recovery (yes, I know…). I made several bracelets and earrings for my mom, sister, and friends for Christmas. And what did I do then? Buy more beads!
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Ellen has all kinds of interesting back story, but I LOVe that she had that picture. Perfect. My Christmas was so busy that I am over the top impressed that you made the presents too. You totally deserve more beads. Erin
I have to confess…I just keep scrolling back up to all the shoes.
the glorious, glorious shoes.
But I am with you on the closet doors – I ripped all those suckers out too. I’ll bribe them with a car later on if I have to – just to avoid putting them back on.
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Her shoe collection is pretty awesome! I’l have to remember the bribe thing. I am dragging my heels about putting them back on. Project I just don’t want to do. Erin
First off, the word detritus is so underused. Nice one. Second, the verdict is ovary aching sweetness. And last, we too have removed closet doors, but our kids are still little. Our parenting fail will come in due time. Loved it!
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It really is, isn’t it? The closet doors thing is genius—I stand by that. Who knew that closet doors would be so coveted? Crazy kids. Erin
I have a whole box of baby stuff I can’t part with, and that pink snowsuit… adorableness on a hanger. I say keep it, it’s not like the closet is going to feel significantly larger with it gone!
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I agree. When I saw the pictures, my uterus hurt too. Erin
Your jewelry is lovely! But I completely relate to the perfectionism issue with it. I am sure that were I to attempt it, I would inevitably take it apart because I couldn’t recreate the vision in my mind. This is the reality with me and anything crafty.
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I have crafty issues, but they are more along the lines of I’m-a-disaster-zone-with-or-without-a-glue-gun. Erin
The shoes! How do you keep track of them all? You need a spreadsheet. They are beautiful. I love the snowsuit. I have a number of outfits of my kids that I can’t part with. I have a small box of clothes from when I was a kid, so does my husband – including a pair of lederhosen. My son wore my Wahington Bullets and Redkins shirts a few times, but then he realized he was a Chicago Bears/Bulls fan and wouldn’t touch them anymore, thanks to my husband.
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Oh, and the perfectionist thing – I quit the crafts because of it, and the time consumption. I think I re-read each of my blog posts 25+ times because I’m a perfectionist. Then I usually re-read it after I publish and find an “error” and have to fix it.
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First, thank goodness he kept the lederhosen! Second, I am with you on the re-reading (now crushed with anxiety there is actually a missed typo). 🙂 Ellen
Yes, i am guilty of the ‘way too many’ shoes…only none of mine are hot. LOL I also have all my old sketching books, pencils and pads stacked in the bottom of my closet. I gave sketching up due to complete lack of talent. And believe me I tried. However, I just cannot throw that stuff away.
Fun list!
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I feel understood. 🙂 Ellen
“closet doors would be nice” I laughed hard at this. Then I realized my big kids don’t have closet doors either! Yikes. I’ll add that to my list…of stuff I’m never going to finish.
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Project un-finishers unite! I am so surprised by all the “No closet door” confessionals. We have closet doors. We just choose not to close them. Free will and all that. Ellen
Erin…you went all in and got a Scout uniform? Wow. I am drooling over the photography equipment, though.
Ellen, glad to see i’m not the only one who tires of projects halfway through them.
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There’s a reason I have been in the closet until now. ; ) Erin
Between the jewelry, photography and sewing, you guys should have a page on etsy and make some cash! Did you get that sweet girl some closet doors?
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I’m in awe. The shoes, the craft projects, a Scout leader. I did notice you have the essential craft tool, duct tape.
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Wow, you guys really are crafty! Very impressive. All I have is an unopened package of thread and needles.
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Great lists both of you! I always tell my husband he has more shoes than me, but I think we’re neck and neck at this point. The jewelry looks really nice BTW! You two are creative on many fronts!
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Whao..that’s certainly a lot of things in your closet.. Am intrigued that you too still have your wedding dress in your closet.
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Another closet. Not one we use often. I still don’t really know why the veil made it into the master closet. A Nancy Drew mystery. Erin
Erin, you must have the same closet doors that we had in the house that burned down. Because the kids totally knocked them off in the two weeks that we actually lived there. And that would be why we picked a different kind when we rebuilt!
Also, we had a Hess Truck Collection from Sarah-the-Great that started on Gary’s first Christmas. And I still had my veil and it looked very similar to yours!
But, though I miss all these closet things that we lost, I realize that our kids have already filled the closets with new memory’s and we didn’t loss what was really important.
And….we are starting our own little (soon to be big) Boy Scout Collection:)
Sarah, I have to admit my heart caught a little when I read your response. You have all moved on so beautifully from the fire and you have such a beautiful new home that I forget sometimes all that you have lost. You are such a great example of grace under pressure, and while I agree that you didn’t lose what was really important, you can mourn these other losses. As your friend, I want you to know that I will give you room to miss them or remember them. Whatever you need. Here’s to having our cups (and closets) runneth-ing over with badges and sashes and hats! Erin
I wouldn’t get rid of that puffy pink snowsuit either!
Not exactly a crafty person myself…my book club, however, has attempted many crafty things over the years. Jewelry making, wine charms, etching, mosaic, embossing….yup…got a whole lot of leftovers hanging around. 😀
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The lack of closet doors made me laugh out loud! And I am in love with your mitten/scarf storage plan…might have to steal that one…see, you have inspired change in your readers! 😉
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Ellen is full of genius ideas like that. She should probably pin that to a board. Glad you think the closet doors are funny and not kinda sad. Erin
Ellen, there is no way I could have given away that fluffy pink snowsuit! Adorable!
Erin, you make me want to have boys so that I can be a Cub Scout leader, too! So fun!
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Be careful what you wish for, Ginny! And I could never give away that snowsuit either. Erin
Each of my kids have a box of keep items. And yes it includes every Halloween costume so far! I love the cup scout uniform!
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You are way too kind. I have a box of keep items too. I never thought to include the Halloween costumes. Erin
These are awesome! And my laundry room looks much like yours only with laundry all over the floor. In my closet, I have the feather pen that we used at our wedding reception. Nobody ever talks about what the crap to do with stuff like that!
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That sounds like a Pinterest board in the making. . .that is, IF we ever think of something to do with all the leftover wedding stuff. Erin
Okay, first: What does detritus mean? I wanna be sophisticated and use that word in one of my posts!!
Second: You totally need to shove that adorable snowsuit in some kind of treasure box for the girls to have as a cherished memory. (I use tubs for stuff I want to save for my kids- and shove the tubs in their closet!)
Third: As always, you entertain me and always make me laugh…and who can’t relate to it all???
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Aww, thanks, Chris! Glad you think we are relatable. Erin
That dress and veil are beautiful!!!
And I so, totally could repurpose the Elmo potty as a plant! Thanks for the suggestion!
Kate
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Thanks, Kate. They were enough to make a true believer out of me. And that’s a great suggestion—go for it! Erin
Your laundry closet project had me secretly sighing with relief. In reflecting on all the things you would currently find in our laundry closet, I can confident proclaim that there is a project idea brewing as reason for the hodge podge. No clue what said project would be but I could totally get away with that claim. Thanks!!!!
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Oh, hodge podge doesn’t really need a purpose does it? It’s one of those ubiquitous family items. Erin
I’m guilty of holding to my kids outgrown clothes too. I can’t bring myself to give them away. The worst part is my kids are only 1 and 2 years old. Ack! I can’t even imagine how bad it will be when they are 12 and 14. At that point it might be a whole room full of items. 🙂
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Oh, I love these skeletons. So much more fun to read about. 🙂
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we have clothes, christmas decorations, shoes, toys, and jimmy hoffa in our closet
You have no idea how shocked I am no one “came out of the closet” in these 50 comments. I mean, it is Ellen’s birthday.
nice Erin pictures
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