Kim from Let Me Start By Saying wrote an epic post How Being a Parent is Like Being a Rock Star. It plays so true. Check out this little sampling.
7. Groupies follow you to the bathroom.
But this got us to thinking, if we are rock stars, and oh hellz yeah we are, we need a band, right? But motherhood is ever changing, so the band that would be right for us today might not be right for us tomorrow. So without further ado . . .
1. Magnificent People Makers
So maybe we can agree Adam Levine is hardcore, but he’s not carry a baby in his uterus for nine months then rocket it out of of his body hardcore. That’s what we’re talking about. Shakira represent!
2. Crushed Colic Cowgirls
We would rather ride bucking broncos being chased by bulls with Thor threatening to strike us with his hammer than live through one more second of colic.
3. Weaning Breast Milk Blossoms
Plain White T’s are so 2000s; drippy over-sized t’s are where it’s at. Ladies, let’s show our excitement for this trend! Don’t let us down!
4. Smashing Peas
Concerts would be epic. Can you imagine a mosh pit filled with pureed legumes?
5. Toddler Safety Patrol
Have you heard our hit song No-Stitches-No-Broken-Glass-No-Pennies-In-Outlets-No-Shaved-Cats-Ever-On-Our-Watch?
6. Playdate Punks
Sometimes this band rocks and sometimes it just makes your ears bleed.
7. The PTA Presidents
This band thrives on drama, back stabbing and passive aggression. We only want to see the new green apple Skittles in our bowl. Understand?
8. The Voices of Reason and The Hormonal Screaming Banshees
This band needs a lot of wine with a side of Jameson. Earplugs would also help-the voices of reason and the banshees could fight over them.
9. Biting Nails
We’re going to have to lay down some awesome tracks to get us through dating, driving, and college applications.
10. Conflicted Empty Nesters
Just hold us. We’re going to need some serious groupie love to get us through. And once again beverages. Of the pinot noir and whiskey variety. It appears the more things change the more they stay the same.
-Ellen & Erin
Thank you Stasha for inspiring us with the Monday Listicle topic – Real or Imagined Band Names. Check out what everyone else rocked out with.
Hahahaha!! LOVE your take on this topic!! So funny and SO TRUE!! The PTA Presidents made me howl with laughter!! Well done!! –Lisa
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It’s funny because it’s true. 🙂 Ellen
a triple bill of the Playdate Punks, The PTA Presidents, and the Hormonal Screaming Bashees could change music forever. I’d pay to see that.
Here’s one from me, someone who lives with 4 women : Always Wrong
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I think Always Wrong might be my favorite band ever. Ellen
I’m a back-up singer for number 8 right now. ha.
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Are you sure you’re not clean-up crew? 😉 Ellen
8. The Voices of Reason and The Hormonal Screaming Banshees is the best band name ever!!!!
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Bwhahahah and the PTA one is exactly WHY I did not join it. I would have had to shank someone I can guarantee it..
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That was a great list…I especially loved The Voices of Reason and The Hormonal Screaming Banshees. Lol! Thanks for sharing!
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Grab the mic, my friends, let’s ROCK OUT with our….umm…you know what I mean.
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Absolutely. Love. It. You two always make me laugh! Great list!
Julia @ Mom on the Run x2
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Love the list of names! I could definitely help out wit “The Voices of Reason and The Hormonal Screaming Banshees”…LOVE IT
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Love!! My favorites were #1, #2, and #3…and of course, we definitely need to start a band named “Sisters Who Despise K Perversions”!!! 🙂
The Butt Wipers-The brilliant performers of the song “It’s My Potty and I’ll Go If I Want To.”
Mistresses of Snot
The Brown Streaks
Dishpan Hands
Cheese and Whine
Oh ladies I could go on and on and on…I LOVE THIS POST! HA HA! I just wish I’d thought of it! 😉
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Great, great list!! Where do I buy tickets?
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OK this list is awesome I particularly like” Have you heard our hit song No-Stitches-No-Broken-Glass-No-Pennies-In-Outlets-No-Shaved-Cats-Ever-On-Our-Watch?” And “The Voices of Reason and The Hormonal Screaming Banshees”! Awesome
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The Toddler Safety Patrol and the PTA Presidents are hilarious! Great list! The Sadder But Wiser Girl has some great ones too. Ha ha!
Yet again you guys take it to the next level of awesomeness!! Loved this!!
Vicky
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Playdate Punks.
Bwahahahahaha!
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Somehow, the PTA presidents were my favorite!!
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Love these! Hilarious. I would definitely be a part of the hormonal screaming banshees.
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