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I am a girl with a positive attitude—a veritable Pollyanna if you will. I can throw this sunny outlook on even the most horrific of circumstances. Just this morning, I described our Viral Menace as the case of anorexia that might get me closer to my goal weight.  See what I mean?

Anyway, there was a period of time this fall when the weight of our schedules and school responsibilities and life responsibilities was dragging me down. “I am tired, worn-out, and used-up. I’m walking out.  Who’s with me?”  Nobody even looked up from their cereal bowl. Except for Steve, who responds with this little gem.

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I have so much hair and shed so much that we gauge how much hair I clean out of the shower drain by what size animal it most resembles.  We have found that anything bigger than a ferret requires professional plumbing intervention.  Ellen

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Soooo, in the beginning of the blog, I had this idea that I would give my family aliases, and because we are a small army, they would be military-inspired.  This is Steve’s response to my “Hey, I think I am going to  call you The Colonel. You know, because I am like The General.”

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The kids have been pressing hard for a dog.  They have tried all sorts of tactics.  One day, they decided the age-old, time-worn classic whine was the way to go. “DAAAAAAAAD, we wanna a doggggggggg!!” This is my husband’s classic response. Erin

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The key to coexisting peacefully with family on extended get-togethers or vacation is to make sure the adults get their beauty sleep. To this end, Steve and I take turns creating this particular brand of magic in these situations. The last time it was Steve’s turn, I nudge him up and send him off to make it happen for the rest of us. Biddie returns with this pathetic excuse. Epic fail.

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Work All Day, Work All Night

“Blogging sounds great.  But your business plan sounds like it was made by the Underpants Gnomes from South Park.  You know,  Phase 1: Collect Underpants,  Phase 2: ?Phase 3: Profit.  Just to clarify, you’re replacing “Collect Underpants” with “Blogging”.”    ˜Frank

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