I have so much hair and shed so much that we gauge how much hair I clean out of the shower drain by what size animal it most resembles. We have found that anything bigger than a ferret requires professional plumbing intervention. Ellen
While studying for a recent social studies test with the third-grader, I asked him this question: “Name three ways the Native Americans use their natural resources?” This is his inspired response. Pure genius. Erin
This quote made my day when my friend Becky shared it with me. Enjoy! Erin
If the Best Buy Guy had been drinking a soda, he would have done a spit-take. I neither look like a lady who uses substances or would know where to find them. And I don’t. Truly.
Soooo, in the beginning of the blog, I had this idea that I would give my family aliases, and because we are a small army, they would be military-inspired. This is Steve’s response to my “Hey, I think I am going to call you The Colonel. You know, because I am like The General.”
The kids have been pressing hard for a dog. They have tried all sorts of tactics. One day, they decided the age-old, time-worn classic whine was the way to go. “DAAAAAAAAD, we wanna a doggggggggg!!” This is my husband’s classic response. Erin
The key to coexisting peacefully with family on extended get-togethers or vacation is to make sure the adults get their beauty sleep. To this end, Steve and I take turns creating this particular brand of magic in these situations. The last time it was Steve’s turn, I nudge him up and send him off to make it happen for the rest of us. Biddie returns with this pathetic excuse. Epic fail.