Tag Archives: gift guide

Gadget Gifts to Thrill for Way Under $50

‘Tis the time in the season where we all hit gift gathering crunch time. Are you checking your lists and just now realizing there is nothing on there to “WOW” them? I mean, I know they really, really wanted that sweater and those boots, but will there be anything under the tree to surprise them and make them squeal “this is the best!”?

Virtual reality for under $10 anyone? It's holiday gift gathering crunch time. Here are some gadget gifts to thrill for way under $50. | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Are you thinking, “That’s a great point, but I’m also tallying up my credit card statement and there’s not a lot of ‘flow’ left to my cash.”

Well, delight can come cheap and easy, my friend. That “may” have not come out exactly as we intended, but with this list you can be a hero on par with Santa for not a lot of reindeer chow.

 

3D Virtual Reality Headset

3d viewer

These right here are the entire reason this post was written. A friend told Ellen about them, and she was amazed! Every person Ellen has told about them has been amazed! Virtual reality for UNDER $10? It’s amazing!

So this is the world of Google Cardboard. You download the apps to your phone, pop it into this viewer, and you’re off to play games, explore ancient temples, or immerse yourself in the world of Star Wars. Just with this little thing. Really. These sturdy gems come fully assembled, and the only real complaint at this price point is that the cardboard hurts your nose. Some genius in the Amazon reviews discovered that slitting a Nerf dart along its length and slipping it over the cardboard edge provides the perfect cushion for your $8.99 wonder.

If you would like a bit more of a comfort upgrade, you can check out this plastic model. Still under $25!

VR plastic

 

Gyroscopic Wrist and Forearm Exerciser

gyroscopic exerciser

Got a baseball player, tennis player, golf pro, or musician on your list? This fun little gadget can get them in tip-top shape in the most conversation-igniting way possible. You basically have to provide resistance against its spinning. It’s more addicting than it sounds. Trust us.

 

Handbag Light with Automatic Sensor

handbag light

Never again get caught in the dark searching blindly through your handbag desperately trying to find your keys, cosmetics or other items that settle to the bottom of a cluttered purse. This little light is motion activated and turns off after a couple of seconds. Genius can be found in the simplest of ideas.

 

USB Leather Tassel Key Chain Charging Cable

USB tassel

Speaking of losing things, we feel like we keep buying USB cables because we keep leaving them like breadcrumbs everywhere we go. Even if we have a plug or car charger available to us, we don’t have a cable. This beauty clips onto your purse or backpack to always be handy in a form meets function kind of situation. Works for Android and iPhone (there’s even a lightning cable).

Okay, maybe the last three gifts weren’t so much “wows” as much as they were “that’s pretty cool.” But seriously, just get the virtual reality glasses, be a hero, and call it a day.

Happy Holidays!

Ellen and Erin

This post contains affiliate links because, hey, Santa could use a little help in our houses too.

Hey! Want to buy our new book? I Just Want to Be Perfect brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect.

I Just Want to Be Perfect

You can follow us on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.

Check out our books, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

 

Enter your email address: Delivered by FeedBurner

 



Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page

Best and Easiest Gift Exchange Idea Ever!

Holiday sanity can be achieved by simplifying your gift list. This Christmas gift guide will work for all of the people in your life. Best and easiest gift exchange idea ever! | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Wait, let me make that a little more accurate: It’s the most INSANE time of the year! Okay, now I feel like the Grinch. How about, it’s the most insanely wonderful, wonderfully insane time of the year? THAT feels right.

There is so much to do during the holidays that many of us try to pare down our to-do lists as much as possible. This can result in some great things for your well-being like booting the cookies from the roster that take 15 steps, a kajillion hours, and that special ginger picked by virgin elk herders in the Himalayas. However, it can also lead to some hasty decisions like cutting out your gift exchange with your girlfriends. While this may free up some minutes, it can also throw a sopping wet blanket on the spark of your joy.

Some of my best—fun, soul-nourishing, hilarious, sentimental—times are created during my gift exchanges with my friends, be they secret or open, local or spanning the country. So for me, the secret is not to slash my gift list, but to simplify . . . and to borrow a fantastic idea when I hear it. My friend, Andrea, hit on what could possible be the best gift exchange idea ever: SOCKS!

Hear me out. There are so many options, sizing isn’t stressful, they can be so thoughtfully personal, you can find FANTASTIC ones for under $10, Amazon is dripping with them (but you can also find great ones at Walmart and Target), and they don’t add to clutter. Socks are not just for girlfriends either; men, teens, and kids love them, too. This makes them a great gift exchange idea for extended family, the office, and school. See? Perfect. And whoever can find it in their being to complain about adding a pair of socks to their drawer really needs to be kicked out of your tribe. Look, either way, your gift list just got simplified.

So without further ado, here are my personal suggestions.

Socks are the Best and Easiest Gift Exchange Idea Ever! There are so many options, sizing isn't stressful, they can be so thoughtfully personal, you can find FANTASTIC ones for under $10, Amazon is dripping with them, and they don't add to clutter. | Christmas | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

 

My Favorite Salad is Wine

Love these! They combine two of my favorite things: wine and humor! There has to be someone in your life who would appreciate them too.

Wine Salad

 

If You Can Read This, Bring Me Chocolate

Wine not your friend’s thing?  Chocolate may hit the spot.

Chocolate socks

 

Taco Tuesday

Let’s be honest. Any day ending in “y” is a good day for tacos.

taco socks

 

Holy Guacamole

We know the guacamole is extra, but it’s totally worth it.

Avocado socks

 

Bow Wow

Oh my goodness these are cute. And it’s a set! You could take care of 5 friends in one click! You can get on Amazon and search your desired breed too. I may or may not have these puggle socks in my cart.

Dog Socks

 

What a Shame

Having a bad day? At least you’re not wearing a cone of shame . . . or at least I hope you’re not.

Dog in cone

 

Purr-fect

Let’s not give all the attention to the dogs, acknowledge your feline aficionados too. Once again, it’s a five pack.

cat socks

 

Purr-fectly Nerdy

For the friend who likes felines and funny. (And now these are in my cart.)

Nerdy cats

 

Something Fishy

Fur not your thing? Here’s a goldfish for you. I like how it’s a little more subtle.

Golldfish socks

 

Oh Deer!

I love how these are festive, but not so Christmas-y that you can’t wear them past December.

deer socks

 

Secret Sass

Business up top, sassy at the sole.

Secret Sass

 

High Praise

For the wonder woman in your life who likes to keep her awesome on the down low.

Running the world

 

Ka-Pow!

For the wonder woman in your life who is not afraid to let her awesome flag fly. Give her the cape she deserves.

Wonder woman socks

 

Words of Wisdom

One final funny that doubles as pretty sound advice too.

Asshole socks

 

I could go on forever with these, but that last pair seems like a good place to stop. Don’t see anything you like here? Get yourself over to Amazon and search out any interest under the sun. I guarantee there’s a sock for that.

Here’s a little something extra for that person in your life you REALLY like. They’re all cozy in their new socks, why not give them a good—no great—book to cuddle up with? My friend, Ilana Wiles of Mommy Shorts, wrote a book that makes a perfect gift for anyone in your life who is a parent. This hardcover book is gorgeous and substantial. It’s filled with humor, truth, and actual real-life advice such as this gem for how to sneak in a nap: “I tell my son that his brother is better at giving back rubs than him. Then I close my eyes and enjoy the competition.” Get your copy of “The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting” here or fill out the form below to win one on us!

Mommy Shorts Collage Sensible Moms

Happy Holidays!

-Ellen

This giveaway is for one copy of The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting. Open only to residents of the continental United States. Winner will be notified by email at the end of the giveaway and will have 48 hours to respond before a new winner is picked.

a Rafflecopter giveaway



 

Post contains affiliate links.

 

Hey! Want to buy our book? I Just Want to Be Perfect brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect.

I Just Want to Be Perfect

You can follow us on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.

Check out our books, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

 

Enter your email address: Delivered by FeedBurner

 

Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page

We Got Your Graduation and Father’s Day Gifts Right Here!

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

You know what the second busiest time of the year for gift-giving is? Stop guessing, we’re all too busy for that. It’s May and June! Certain years—especially those packed to bursting with graduations—are a slippery slope of events and presents from Cinco de Mayo to Father’s Day. It can be forty-four straight days of “What should I get her/him/them??”

Now gift cards and cash are nice, but sometimes, often times, you want to show how much you really care. You want to honor history and good times together by telling a story, by wrapping them in memories.

We were lucky enough to have the ideal warm and cuddly gift fall into our laps. A puppy! Just kidding. Potty-training anything is NOT a gift. No, we’re talking about a Project Repat t-shirt quilt! It’s as perfect for your favorite graduate as your dear old dad.

Everyone gets the feels about old t-shirts or at least everyone who has a beating heart. Just pull out an old college t-shirt. It’s almost like time traveling because it’s not just a memento from your life’s journey, it’s a reminder of the past lives you have led. Seriously, even when they’re past threadbare (or appropriate) to wear, you can’t bear to part with them. So what do you do to show your appreciation for these relics? Um, if you’re like Erin you banish them to plastic storage bins in the basement to live out their days hoping to be something more.

Erin’s Story

I have been throwing old jerseys, team shirts, school club shirts, and every other shirt my kids outgrew but still loved with the red hot fire of childhood into storage bins for years. I was saving them for something, I swear. But I lack the crafting gene so I wasn’t quite sure what that something was . . . until Project Repat. A miracle that could clear out my basement, display my memories, show my high school graduate I love him, and give me an end product my void-of-Pinterest-soul could never pull off in a million years? Yes, please!

When my son, who is a freshman in college, went two hundred miles away to school, he barely took any pictures and he had no posters on his wall until one of his friends bought him one for Christmas. He’s not one to be overly sentimental about the things and people he left behind, but when he was home for spring break, his quilt arrived.

His reaction was better than I dreamed . . .

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

I mean, really, much, much better than I would have thought . . .

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

I loved it, because some of those shirts were from when he was just a little guy.

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

He LOVED it, especially because we were able to include super meaningful shirts like one of his travel soccer jerseys. . .

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

and his staff shirt from his first job. (Notice you can add polo type shirts!)

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

He had no trouble telling me how much he liked it.

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

In fact, he liked it so much, he even packed it up and took it with him. High praise indeed from someone with only one poster on his wall and an itty bitty suitcase.

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

 

Meanwhile in Ellen’s household . . .

When we signed on to work with Project Repat, my first thoughts were, “I have a daughter graduating from high school this year! A t-shirt quilt would be the perfect gift!”

What my second thought should have been was “I need to go through t-shirts during the one million hours she is gone from the house during the week.” What I actually did was start sorting through them during the only two hours she was home all weekend. By the way, people ask me to do A LOT of things, but throwing surprise parties is not one of them.

Daughter: “Whatcha doing going through my old (looks into box), really old clothes?”

Ellen: “Looking through your t-shirts to make a memory quilt out of them.” (If only I was in a profession that gave me the skill set to create stories to divert her attention.)

Daughter: “What?”

Ellen: “A t-shirt quilt. You go on Project Repat, pick out the size, pick out the color of Polartec backing you want, prep your t-shirts, mail them in, then get back a beautiful t-shirt quilt to literally wrap yourself up in your memories!”

Daughter: “Sounds cool, but I don’t get the name.”

Ellen: “‘Project Repat’ comes from all the textile jobs they have repatriated back to the United States. Another fun fact, the PolarTec fleece is made out of recycled plastic bottles. In fact, each yard recycles twenty-three plastic bottles that would otherwise end up in landfills. And, AND they use zero water in their production process. Even with all these responsible business practices, Project Repat offers the best price on the planet for this kind of product.”

Daughter: “You filming a commercial?”

Ellen: “I’m just excited about it. Here, look at their Instagram, #projectrepat.”

Follow Project Repat on Instagram! Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

 

Daughter: “We have got to make one of those for Dad!”

Ellen: “But I was making it for you! You’re graduating! I already watched this video (ten times) and got inspired (sobbed)!”

Daughter: “But it would be so awesome for Father’s Day! Dad has all of those old fraternity and concert shirts. He would love it. He is soooo hard to buy for. You can make one for me once I’m gone so it can be a surprise.”

Me: (Sniffle, sobby, sob) Whatever, look away!

I have to admit, the girl was right. This is going to be the most awesome Father’s Day gift. Look how delighted they are with it. These blankets are just as much a gift to the giver as the recipient.

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

 

And talk about cuddle value. It feels good knowing so many water bottles were kept out of landfills, but the PolarTec just plain feels good, no, GREAT!

Looking for great Graduation and Father's Day Gifts? How about your memories wrapped up with a side of memorable and cuddly?| Project Repat T-Shirt Quilts for Grads and Dads | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

 

We are beside ourselves with how wonderful our blankets turned out. So are you ready to upcycle your old memories into a memorable new gift? Because we have a gift for you!

Sign up here to receive an email from Project Repat with a 30% off coupon code.

One person who signs up will also be randomly chosen to receive a $75 voucher, which can be redeemed with Project Repat to purchase a 16-panel lap blanket at no charge!!

(Project Repat will contact you directly if you are chosen as the winner.)

Click here to get started! Once there, click on “Buy Now” to begin the selection process. Want to see how they do it first? Watch this behind-the-scenes video about the upcycling. Oh and while we still have your attention, Mother’s Day is also a gift giving occasion in May. Just putting it out there. (Wink.)

You can follow Project Repat on Facebook and check out some of their great t-shirt quilts on Instagram.

While we were compensated for this post, we truly cannot put a price on the joy these blankets brought. We absolutely love them.

-Erin and Ellen

 

You can follow us on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.

Check out our books, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

Have every post delivered to your inbox! You can opt out at any time, but you won’t want to.

Enter your email address:

 



Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page

The Perfect Gift: Jord Watches

The best gift for those hardest to shop for on your list, man or woman. | Jord Watch | Gift Guide | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

‘Tis the season for gift guides, and we are pros at it. We have lists for the teens in your life: boys and girls. We have a guide for men and a specific one for kitchen gadgets.

But there is one gift we want to recommend that is so fabulous, it could be on any of the lists we’ve published: Jord Watches!

The best gift for those hardest to shop for on your list, man or woman. | Jord Watch | Gift Guide | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

The best gift for those hardest to shop for on your list, man or woman. | Jord Watch | Gift Guide | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

These beauties are made from all natural, untreated wood except for the the clasp and back which are stainless steel. How unique is that?  And just look at how they’re packaged! The gorgeous gift box is silky smooth wood with a lid that slides back to reveal your timepiece nestled on its very own pillow. It really broadcasts from the moment it’s unwrapped that this is something special.

And it truly is. This is the gift for the people on your list who:

  • You love the most and want to “wow.”
  • Are the hardest to buy for because they have everything.
  • Are very style conscious.
  • Like only natural products to touch their skin.

Jord was kind enough to share two watches with us for our honest opinion, and honestly, we love them! We wear them all of the time, but it was so much easier to have our lovely daughters model them for photos. Now the only problem is they want to wear them all of the time. We should have known better, but there are birthdays and graduation coming up in the new year. Hmmmmm.

Erin received this stylish Zebrawood one from the Cora series:

The best gift for those hardest to shop for on your list, man or woman. | Jord Watch | Gift Guide | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

From Erin:

I keep having to steal this watch back from my daughter. It is stunning when you put it up against her gorgeous red hair, so I understand why she would want it. But as a teacher by day, I love looking down at my wrist and seeing this watch’s pretty face to keep me on track. It totally brightens my every day, so she can’t have it to herself just yet.

Ellen received one from the Dover series:

The best gift for those hardest to shop for on your list, man or woman. | Jord Watch | Gift Guide | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

From Ellen:

I love being able to see the inner workings of my Dover watch. After years of using my cellphone as my timepiece, it’s nice to get back to something that feels so organic. I get compliments every time I wear it, including one from my hipster graphic designer brother-in-law. He noticed it right away at Thanksgiving. It’s not often I feel that cool.

So seriously, if you love someone, get them the perfect gift: Jord Watches. Shipping is free, even internationally, and Jord will even size it for you before it is sent out. With its one year guarantee, you can feel secure giving the gift of style this holiday season.

Happy Holidays,

Ellen and Erin

Watches Made From Wood

You can follow us on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.

Check out our books, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

 

Enter your email address:Delivered by FeedBurner

 

Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page

2015 Teen Gift Guide

Teens are a notoriously tough crowd, so we get the sheer panic at trying to buy a gift for them. A stack of gift cards or a card stuffed with cash would certainly be appreciated, but there is no need to shy away from at least trying to surprise them. In the past, we have created lists just for teen girls and teen guys, but this year there is something for everyone in our teen gift guide. Miracles can happen. Perhaps you will find just the right gift to make your holiday sparkle a little brighter this year. Take a look!

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Just For Fun

Don’t forget that teens are just kids who shave and drive. Get them back in touch with their inner child with some of these fun gifts!

Aquapod Bottle Launcher, Fluorescent Orange

Kids love to shoot stuff in the air. Don’t question, just put it in your cart.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Hubsan X4 Quadcopter with FPV Camera Toy

Drones are the like video games in three dimensions. These will make good memories and help preserve them too with its onboard camera. Love it!Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Hog Wild Toys Air Strike Catapult 

Even your towering six-footer is still a kid at heart. He’ll love this economical and super awesome catapult. Just warn the cat or dog to take cover. Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Areaware Medium Cubebot Multi Color Puzzle

These little puzzles are addictive and fun to put together if you, gulp, have more than one teen in your household.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Leonardo da Vinci Magnetic Finger Puppet

These magnetic finger puppets are a hoot! Literary giants, scientific minds, and even their famous forefathers can be theirs. Fun stocking stuffers!

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Looking more fun ideas? Check out this list for your favorite Doctor Who fan.

 For Music Lovers

DOBANI Small Thumb Piano

Teens enjoy making noise, so make it melodius with this mini instrument. A pocket-sized piano is just as much fun as it sounds.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Kikkerland Make Your Own Music Box Kit

Some teens are industrious and like a project. This is one of the best ones we have seen with an end project that won’t burn down your house or end up in the trash.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Waterproof Apple iPod Shuffle

Teens love water and electronics, but these two things don’t mix well.  An especially good idea for your favorite lifeguard or swimmer, this shuffle will deliver their tunes and help keep their other electronics safe.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Tech Any Teen Would Love

Rode VMGO Video Mic GO Lightweight On-Camera Microphone

This is the perfect gift for any audiovisually inclined teen. The microphone works easily with DSLRs and mirrorless cameras alike. This mean that whether he’s recording his video game reviews or she’s showing off her dance moves, your future YouTube sensation will have supersonic, crystal clear audio.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Cobra Electronics CPP 7500 JumPack Portable Power Pack

Teens love electronics. Keep them charged and ready with a portable power pack.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Pulse Dimmable LED Light with Wireless Bluetooth Speakers 

Screw these into any can or track lighting, and you have awesome Bluetooth speakers plus a light show. By downloading an app, you control it all from your smartphone. Teens will appreciate the two-in-one approach to the fun.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Google Chromecast HDMI Streaming Media Player

Let them take their beloved Netflix everywhere they go. Great price point for bringing all the joy. Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Fujifilm Instax Share Smartphone Printer

Just use the app to connect this printer to any smartphone. Simply choose a photo and it will create a small, instant Instax print of the photo. Lots of people can connect to it at once which makes it great for parties and a winner for any tech-y, photo-loving teen.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Games Teens Play

Here’s a tip: a plain old deck of Bicycle Standard Index Playing Cards  is a great stocking stuffer. Our teens love good old-fashioned cards, but if you want to get a little fancier, here are some winners we like.

The Settlers of Catan

Even sulky teens can’t resist the great combination of luck and strategy in this game. Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Pandemic Board Game

Your teens will love it as much as ours do.  They love teaming up as disease-fighting specialists in this one. If the disease spreads, everybody loses. If they contain the outbreak, they all win. Family fun and peace in one box. Fa-la-la-la-la. Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Poleish Sports Standard Game Set

Looking for some active fun? This game combines elements of virtually all outdoor games and lawn sports. Throwing, catching, strategy, teamwork, offense, and defense are part of every toss in game play.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Set: The Family Game of Visual Perception

This game stimulates your mind and some conversation. It’s smart without being too braggy about it. Teens gobble this one right up.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Not finding any games that look like a good fit?

Check out our mega list chock full of some of our favorites here.

Book Recommendations

Super Graphic: A Visual Guide to the Comic Book Universe

This guide is THE book for the teen who still loves his or her comics. The cool infographics on every page visually represent the kind of minutiae that feeds the soul of a true fan.  Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

The Martian by Andy Weir

Watney’s humor and humanity breathe life into this well-paced and thoughtfully constructed story about a man’s struggle for survival in an unforgiving environment. His plucky ultimate underdog self will win teen hearts as the real science sprinkled throughout engages their minds.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell

This story of first love is peopled with high schoolers the way we remember them and know them now. Funny, sweet, vulnerable, flawed, and deeply striving for love, acceptance, and independence, these are characters to cheer for and your teens will. The Barnes and Noble sales rack calls this a teen romance. It’s so much more. A buoyant, wonderful read that makes a perfect gift.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

The Longest Ride by Nicholas Sparks

Anything by Nicholas Sparks has the power to charm lovesick teens. Trust us. A walk down any high school hallway bears this one out.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

These books not quite right?

Check out some of our other booklists here and here and here and here.

Or just see our teen/tween booklists here and here.

Some Pretty Things

Alex and Ani “Bangle Bar” Birthstone Bracelet

With a sweet price point under $30, these bracelets make a lovely gift. Girls can stack them to infinity and beyond, so don’t feel like you have to just buy one.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

 

Michael Kors Womens Watch

A splurge for sure, this watch is at the top of many a teen wishlist this season. If you are in the mood to spoil a special girl, have at it.
Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Tory Birch Bangle Fitbit Bracelet

Pretty and practical, this is a gift that hits it out of the ballpark on both fronts.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Boot Cuff Socks

All teens are into footwear. These are essential for pairing with the cutest of boots. Buy them in bulk and win her heart forever.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Hunter Womens Original Boot

Another indulgent purchase that will win you brownie points. Girls love these boots. Find a coupon or a sale and be the hero this Christmas.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Thick Knitted Winter Warm Infinity Scarf 

Scarves are still in. Find a pretty one and you have a lovely present you know she is going to love.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Urban Decay Naked 3 Eyeshadow Palette

Top of the wish list for make-up. If your girl is into skincare, this one is sure to please.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Need even more suggestions?

Check out our list just for girls from last season. 

For Older Teens

Spotify membership

If you have a music-loving teen, this gift is thoughtful and practical. No ads, total control over what songs they hear, and the ability to keep the music playing even without phone service  make Spotify a winner.

Collegiate belts

Let your favorite guy or gal show off their school pride with a belt that shouts their spirit.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Collegiate tumblers and mugs

Hydration needs are real. Meet the need to show off their school pride and stay healthy. These are great and nearly indestructible.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Photo Fleece blanket

Make a cozy study blanket with favorite photos. Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

NutriBullet

Perfect for blending their own healthy smoothies, this is a gift they will appreciate and use for many years to come.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

MeGooDo LED Mini Portable Projector

College kids tend to watch TV on their laptops. This portable projector means they can watch with friends. Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Keurig Mini

Give them a little something to make their own morning jolt.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

For Active and Adventurous Teens

GoPro HERO3+: Silver Edition

This one is a bit of a splurge but action-oriented teens will appreciate the ability to record every minute of their big adventures.
Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

 Liquid Image All-Sport HD Camera Goggle

Same idea as above but it requires no extra equipment. You favorite skier might be thrilled to find this one under the tree.
Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Garmin Forerunner 15

Got an athlete? This combination step tracker + GPS sport watch tracks steps, pace, distance covered and calories burned. It will even tell you to get up and get moving if you have been hanging around too long.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Kitschy and Kool Finds

Star Wars Star Wars Chewbacca Adult Fleece Bathrobe

Because Star Wars, duh?

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

BlackRapid 35″ Shot Camera Strap  

Made from super-strong, orange nylon webbing, this camera strap attaches to the camera’s tripod socket. Hanging upside down at your side rather than around your neck and available in two versions, one that goes over your shoulder and another that goes across your body like a typical R-strap, this is a special gift for your photo-junkie teen.

Holiday gift guide for teens and tweens | Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Hope these help you have the happiest of holidays!

-Erin and Ellen

 

This post contains affiliate links, which means we receive a small compensation from Amazon if you make a purchase using them. Thanks for shopping!

 Follow_us_on_Pinterest_pic

You can follow us on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.

Check out our books, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

Enter your email address:Delivered by FeedBurner

 

Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page

Best Gift Guide for Dads

We heard a rumor that gifts for dads can be a little tricky. We feel fortunate that there are two of us to brainstorm for some perfect gifts. You are lucky too, because we are sharing these gems of ideas with you. Here is our best gift guide for dads.

Father's Day Gift Guide for dads---Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Rode VMGO Video Mic GO Lightweight On-Camera Microphone

This is the perfect gift for any proud Papa. The microphone works easily with DSLRs and mirrorless cameras alike. This mean that whether he’s recording baby’s first steps or a graduation ceremony,  Dad will have supersonic, crystal clear audio.

Father's Day Gift Guide: passive microphone to work with DSLR and mirrorless cameras--Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Superhero Mug Dad is everybody’s hero, but mornings might be his Kryptonite. Make sure your superhero is ready for his day with a mug that reminds him just how special you think he is.

Father's Day Gift Idea: Superhero Dad mug---Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

R2D2 Trashcan Is there any other way to make a thankless chore this much fun? This one is a slam-dunk.

Father's Day Gift Idea: Star Wars R2D2 Trashcan--Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Pulse Dimmable LED Light with Wireless Bluetooth Speakers (Pair), Powered by JBL How crazy are these? You screw them into any can or track lighting, and you have awesome Bluetooth speakers plus a light show. By downloading an app, you control it all from your smartphone. You seriously have to check them out to appreciate just how cool they are. LEDspeakers Photo Video Lighting Kit 3 Muslin Backdrop Background Stand And Lighting Kit Is Dad a budding photographer? Help him up his game with this awesome backdrop and lighting kit. Picture perfect Christmas card anyone? Well, maybe perfect is setting the bar a little high. but at least it will be nicely lit. backdrop Dad Is Fat by Jim Gaffigan This book is hilarious and Ellen approved! Just make sure Dad knows you’re providing him with the gift of laughter and not a big ol’ hint (unless you want it to be a hint to lay off the cheese fries, that is). dadisfat   Star Wars Expressions of Vader Men’s T-Shirt While we’re talking humor, why not check out this shirt? Ellen’s girls gave it to Frank  a couple of years ago and to this day, it’s one of his favorite gifts of all times. Can’t you tell from the expression on his face? Top row, middle Darth. darth   Hog Wild Toys Air Strike Catapult Got a father who is a kid at heart? He’ll love this economical and super awesome catapult. Just warn the cat or dog to take cover. catapult

Fujifilm Instax Share Smartphone Printer  This is all kinds of fun. Use the app to connect this printer to any smartphone. Simply choose a photo and it will create a small, instant Instax print of the photo. Lots of people can connect to it at once which makes it great for parties and a winner for any tech-y, photo-loving dad.

Father's Day Gift Idea: wireless smartphone printer--Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Super Graphic: A Visual Guide to the Comic Book Universe This guide is THE book for the Dad who still loves his comics. There are cool infographics on every page visually representing the kind of minutiae that feeds the soul of a true fan. One of our favorites is a timeline of How Long Characters Stayed Dead. Erin’s kids gave this to Steve last year and it lives on his bedside table and remains a true favorite.supergraphic   Bond 50: The Complete 23 Film Collection with Skyfall [Blu-ray]  Unless this baby is already sitting in your permanent collection, it’s the perfect gift. Erin may or may not have this wrapped under the bed for the big day. james-bond-50th-anniversary-giveaway-1066474-flash Big Green Egg Mini Egg It’s no secret that boys love to barbecue. The Mac Daddy of grills is the Big Green Egg. This mini sized version is perfect for the man who loves to tailgate or camp. He can have his perfect burgers and take him with him too.mini-nest300x361   Fitbit Flex Wireless Activity + Sleep Wristband Nothing says “we love you” like a gift that helps Dad be his best, most healthy self. This Fit Bit tracks steps, calories, sleep, and helps keep your favorite guy on track so you can be celebrating Father’s Day with him for many years to come. accessories-4949a-450x350 WORX 5-Amp Electric JawSaw with Extension Handle Ellen gave this to her husband two years ago and it is one of the best investments she ever made. It is quick and easy to use (Ellen has no problem lifting or operating it, either). Part pruner, part chainsaw (but much safer) it cuts through branches up to four inches in diameter in seconds. The extension pole eliminates the need for a ladder much of the time. In a nutshell, this is worth the investment because of its ease and safety. worx   Poleish Sports Standard Game Set Looking for some new summer fun? This game combines elements of virtually all outdoor games and lawn sports. Throwing, catching, strategy, teamwork, offense, and defense are part of every toss in game play. You really need to check it out. It may or ay not be on its way to Ellen’s house as we speak. sports game   SKLZ Gold Flex Strength and Tempo Trainer Does your man like his games more traditional? How about this golf trainer? Even the best can be improved, but don’t tell him we said that. Golf Trainer

BlackRapid 35″ Shot Camera Strap  Made from super-strong, orange nylon webbing, this camera strap attaches to the camera’s tripod socket. Hanging upside down at your side rather than around your neck and available in two versions, one that goes over your shoulder and another that goes across your body like a typical R-strap, this is a special gift for your photo-junkie papa. With this strap, he can make sure that he is camera-ready for all of the moments–big and small.

Father's Day Gift Idea: camera strap---Sisterhood of the Sensible MomsThis post contains affiliate links, which means we receive a small compensation from Amazon if you make a purchase using them. Thanks for shopping!

Of course, these gifts could also double for any teen guys or grads.

Just sayin’.

The Manly Gift Guide for all of the boys in your life. - Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

 -Erin and Ellen

Follow_us_on_Pinterest_pic

You can follow us on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.

Check out our books, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

Enter your email address:Delivered by FeedBurner

 

Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page

The Best Kitchen Gadgets Gift Guide

The Best Kitchen Gadgets Gift Guide: Any of these presents will make you more beloved than Santa. Get out the smelling salts because they're gonna swoon! |Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms|

You know we love to cook. We have the recipes to prove it. So trust us when we say the kitchen maestros in your life would love anything from this kitchen gadgets gift guide! Cooks love things that make tasks easier and faster; but if the gadgets are super cool too, we swoon.  Get ready to break out the smelling salts if you put any of these gifts under the tree.

 Behold! The Best Kitchen Gadgets

herb scissors
Jenaluca Stainless Steel Herb Scissors
We love fresh herbs, but chopping them can be such a pain! This gadget for under $20 makes mincing herbs so fun, you’ll be planting them in every square inch of soil you can find just so you can use them. And see that nifty little cover? It cleans the little clinging leaves out of the blades. But the best selling point? It is dishwasher safe!

 

 

julienne
Spiral Slicer Spiralizer Complete Bundle – Vegetable Cutter – Zucchini Pasta Noodle Spaghetti Maker
This is a small and inexpensive–yet mighty–way to boost your creativity in the kitchen. Pinterest will greet you with fanfare when you post luscious pictures of  zucchini spaghetti and fun photos of your kids’ mashed potatoes with carrot “hair.” Easy clean-up for this one, too!

 

 

ninja blender
Nutri Ninja Pro Blender
Want smoothies without the grit and lumps? This is the powerful little machine for you! Now some reviewers complain that it doesn’t pulverize blueberry seeds, but we’re not sure anything does that. But it does deliver the smoothest smoothies we’ve ever made right into a container that will fit in your cup holder. So awesome.

 

 

chopper
Black and Decker 3-Cup Ergo Chopper
If you are like Ellen, onions make you tear up worse than watching Titanic. Cry no more with this chopper that makes short work of dicing up those odoriferous bulbs of flavor. Works great with carrots, nuts, celery and garlic too. This handy gadget has big advantages: compact, easy to pull out of the cabinet, and EASY to clean in the dishwasher. It’s a great addition to any kitchen.

 

 

chopping board
Chop 2 Pot Plus Folding Chopping Board
Sometimes it’s the little things in life. Cooking has never been easier when you can just use the board to funnel your chopped veggies into your pot or bowl. You’re probably starting to notice a trend, but this is also dishwasher safe.

 

 

spatula
All-Purpose Silicone Spoon Spatula
If you’re thinking a spatula is not a proper gift, you are wrong! This is a spatula, a spoon, and the absolute best tool to get the last smidgen of mayo out of the jar or that bit of cake batter out of the bowl. It is awesome and it is all one piece. That means no cracks or crevices in whcih liquid or bacteria can collect. And you guessed it, it’s dishwasher safe.

 

 

funny apron
Funny Attitude Apron
Do you have a special someone in your life with a flair for cooking and a well-developed funny bone? This is the gift he or she deserves. It will start all kinds of fun conversations.

 

 

darth vader apron
Star Wars Darth Vader Apron
All of the awesome of the previous apron with the added spice of a dash of geekery. May the Force (of the pancakes) be with you.

 

 

gravy separator
Easy Release Grease Separator
Speaking of geekery, Ellen’s love for this gadget is borderline embarrassing. She doesn’t make gravy often, but when she does, this little gem makes it ten times easier than it ever use to be. It’s worth the cabinet space, but it’s compact design makes it easy to squeeze in there. It strains and separates all in one, but here is the secret value: it is super fun to release the gravy essence with the spring loaded handle. Not as fun as a trip to Disney World, but you gotta grab joy wherever you can.

 

 

Great Kitchen Gadget Gift Guide---Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Swiss Rex Vegetable Peeler
Erin has peeled her share of potatoes in her lifetime, and this peeler is the best. Not the fanciest or most expensive, not ergonomic or spring-loaded, it’s just eternally sharp, easy to use, and sure to be your most favorite kitchen bargain ever. Slide this into a stocking this season.

 

 

pastry blender

OXO Good Grips Dough Blender with Blades
Unless you are one of the blessed few who has “the touch” like Erin’s grandmother, you are going to need one of these when you attempt a pie crust. This one has stainless steel blades and a comfy grip. It does its work super-quick too. A great addition to any baker’s pile of presents!

 

 

Great Kitchen Gadget Gift Guide--Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Mauviel M’Passion 2191.26 Copper 10-Inch/4.6L/4.9-Quart Egg White Bowl with Ring
This is at the top of Erin’s wish list this Christmas. Shiny pretty things are always the way to a girl’s heart, but a shiny, beautiful thing she can use every day, well, that’s another thing entirely. This mixing bowl is almost too lovely to use, but your favorite cook (and Erin!) deserves this, right?

 

 

Great Kitchen Gadget Gift Guide--Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Lodge Color EC6D43 Enameled Cast Iron Dutch Oven, Island Spice Red, 6-Quart
This was the best present Erin received two Christmases ago. A kitchen workhorse that’s darn good-looking too, this dutch oven is so invaluable that Erin has been known to take it on vacation too.

 

Great Kitchen Gadget Gift Guide--Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Tina Frey Ice Bucket – White
Gifts for the bar are welcome gifts to any home cook. This ice bucket has a retro chic that’s irresistible. A thing of beauty that will bring oohs and ahs on the big morning.

May these gift suggestions help you be the superstar this holiday season!

Happy Shopping!

-Ellen and Erin

Includes Amazon affiliate links.

Need some more suggestions? Check out our other gift guides!

Great Gifts for Teen Guys--Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Click here.

 

Click here.

Click here.

The Manly Gift Guide for all of the boys in your life. - Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Click here.

You can follow us on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.

Check out our books, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

Have every post delivered to your inbox! You can opt out at any time, but you won’t want to.

Enter your email address:

 


Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page

Terrific Teacher Appreciation Gift Ideas

The first full week in May is National Teacher Appreciation Week. Did you forget? For goodness’s sake, learn how to work your phone and mark your calendar. But don’t worry because we’ve got your appreciation gift ideas right here.

We are big fans of  teachers here in The Sisterhood, but then again, who isn’t? They change the world one little corner of it at a time by tapping those hidden reservoirs of awesome in their students.

With that in mind, we present you with two categories of gifts: some for the whole class to do and some for just your child to make. Either way, the teachers will know how much they’re appreciated without costing you a lot of time or money.

Get your DIY on! Teacher appreciation gift ideas that are rich in gratitude, but easy on the wallet: some are class projects and some are individual endeavors. - Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Class Projects

1. The TOTE-ally wonderful bag.

This one requires a go-getter Mom to spearhead it, most likely you, but that’s the biggest hurdle. Just order a canvas tote like the ones from LL Bean or Lands’ End. Buy an assortment of fabric paints. Arrange to meet with the class at a time when the teacher is elsewhere, usually lunch or recess. Paint each child’s hand, place it on the tote, and then have each child sign his or her hand print. (And yes, you’d better have hand wipes.) With a fabric pen, write a cute saying like “We have to hand it to you . . . You’re the best!” Or “You’re hands down the best teacher!”

2. Show them the money . . .  or at least the gift cards.

This one is a breeze but will have your teacher celebrating all year long. Have every student bring a gift card worth $5 to school. Place them all in a pretty basket and present it to the teacher.

3. “Thanks for Helping Us Grow!”

Show your teacher how much she has helped you grow by offering her a whole garden of her own. Have each child contribute a seed packet. Then help each child craft and decorate a pocket for each packet. Attach all the pockets to popsicle sticks and arrange in a pot. (Try reading those last two sentences aloud. Our gift to you.)

4. Give the “write” stuff.

Have the kids design custom stationary for their favorite teacher! Give each child two pieces of paper. Help them stamp their fingerprints in the corners and then show them how to create animals with them by drawing on details with colored pencils or crayons. Notes home have never looked so good.

5. Color your teacher fabulous!

Have each child donate a crayon he or she used in class during the year. Use the crayons to create the first letter of your favorite teacher’s name by gluing them on a piece of craft paper, then place the creation in a frame. Ask each child to remember something he or she drew that year with the crayon. Print their answers and tape to the back of the frame. Sweetness achieved!

Not really feeling up to organizing a herd? Here are six more simple ideas just perfect for your little scholar to give.

Get your DIY on! Teacher appreciation gift ideas that are rich in gratitude, but easy on the wallet: some are class projects and some are individual endeavors. - Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Individual Endeavors

1. Make an acrostic poem.

This quick form of poetry uses the letters of a word to begin each line. It’s an activity that even young children can do. Use the word “teacher” or even the teacher’s name. Write the name vertically and fill in the poem next to the appropriate letters. For example: Teaches us how to count, Every day, she is happy to see me, etc. Make it extra special by putting it in a decorative frame.

2. Write a meaningful thank you note.

There is something special in this fast paced world about receiving a handwritten letter of appreciation. It is also an important skill for any child to learn. There is no better time than this to show them how.

3. Create a book of gratitude.

Have your child write or type 5 to 10 valuable lessons he or she has learned from that teacher on separate pieces of fancy paper then make them into a little book.

4. Pass along some favorite easy recipes.

Do you have those go-to recipes that save you on a busy day? Share them with a busy teacher. You could put them in a decorative recipe box or better yet, just attach them to a plate of cookies. Here are some of our favorite recipes if you are searching for some to share, just click here.

5. Give supplies in a cup.

Need a quick and easy way to show you care? How about filling one of those lidded clear plastic reusable cups with some craft supplies. Paper clips, dry erase markers, or permanent markers make a colorful presentation. Don’t forget to add a cute note to the straw – “I am filled to the brim with appreciation” to complete the look of the gift.

teacher appreciation flag

Made in minutes on PicMonkey.

6. Honor an interest.

Is there something special the teacher likes? You can assemble a unique gift highlighting that interest. Use mints or candy to fill a tumbler emblazoned with his or her favorite team’s logo. Nestle a favorite DVD and some bags of microwave popcorn in a decorative bowl. The possibilities are endless.

 Now go out there and show some appreciation!

-Ellen and Erin

You can follow us on Google+, Twitter, Facebook and Pinterest.

Check out our books, please, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

Have every post delivered to your inbox! You can opt out at any time, but you won’t want to.

Enter your email address:

 

Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page

Pintershizz Mother’s Day Anti Gift Guide

We have a love hate relationship with Mother’s Day. We are both blessed to have our mothers and we adore our kids, but May is just so overwhelming. With the dances and the plays and the banquets and the tournaments and the weddings and the graduations, we feel like we could meet ourselves coming and going.

This May is so hectic, we’re really too tired to even get on a good rant about it. Eh, we did it last year and it still applies. Our favorite part is that the creator of Mother’s Day was driven crazy by Mother’s Day. She died blind, poor, and childless. Go read all about it.

We were going to be more positive this year and write a list of fabulous Mother’s Day gifts, but the brilliant Karen Alpert of Baby Sideburns beat us to it with her hilarious post, Ten Things I Really Want for Mother’s Day. Just to seal the deal that you click on over to read it, here is number seven on her list. But you need to pinkie swear promise that you will come back because we plan on hitching this post to the hilarious train. We swear.

7. I want to pee and poop alone. I will prepare for the day by downing a tanker truck full of liquid and eating ridiculous amounts of fiber.

Thanks for coming back. We knew you loved us. And we won’t disappoint you because we decided to go the way of Pintershit for this one.

Pintershit Mother's Day Anti Gift Guide

 

1. Nothing “As Seen on TV”

Ellen: Whoa wait! Why is this first on the list? I got one of those Perfect Brownie Pans one year and I love it! I can make 18 perfectly sized, moist and chewy brownies, each with perfect edges  every single time!

Erin: Do you have a side job as a spokesmodel? I was thinking more along the lines of this beauty.  I picture myself with a dandelion puff of a rat’s nest after using this. Your head of matted hair would be spectacular. It would give new meaning to the saying, “My hair looks like a cyclone hit it.”

 

 

Ellen: Okay so this is kind of bad, but on the other hand they are kind of winning me over with the word “luscious.” But on the other other hand, it kind of looks like some deranged Barbie themed breastmilking device. But just for the record, “As Seen on TV” doesn’t mean it’s necessarily bad. I’m also the proud owner of a Snuggie and Footie Pajamas – complete with a trap door. See?

Me and Macklemore are gonna pop some tags.

Me and Macklemore are gonna pop some tags.

Erin: This picture right here might be all the Mother’s Day gift I need.

Ellen:  You’re welcome. By the way, Kids, don’t listen to Miss Erin. I’d totally be into the Air Curler.

 

2. A No For Everyone but Ellen

Erin: Based on the footie pajamas, I’m assuming this would be a hit with you.

Ellen: Hellz yes. I pray I get this to scare the bejeezus out of you when we go camping together. THAT would be the best Mother’s Day gift ever for me.

 

3. Nothing Creepy

Ellen: Dude? What’s wrong with skeletons?

Erin: Damn, you must be easy to shop for. But c’mon, these chairs say, “Start digging in the back yard for bodies.”

Ellen: Maybe, but I wouldn’t want them because the vertebrae are all wrong.

Erin: Yeah. That’s the problem.

 

 

4. Nothing that is Really About Our Kids’ Interests

Erin: We support our kids, but we do have our own interests. Mother’s Day should be about us, not about us ONLY having identities through our children. For example, we try not to take the “sports mom” thing too far.

Ellen: These shoes are the definition of too far.

 

 

5. Nothing Alive

Erin: I would find the pressure to keep this gift alive soul crushing.

Ellen: Agreed. But it looks so comfortable and stylish. What could be bad about having a pot of dirt around your neck?

Source: fab.com via Sisterhood on Pinterest

 

 

6. Nothing Using Our Kitchens

Ellen: While the thought of breakfast in bed seems appealing, things would not turn out like this.

 

Erin: We’ve been at this mothering gig for quite a while, you can’t fool us.

Ellen: Our kitchens would so look like a typhoon hit a garbage dump.

Erin: And we would so have to clean it up. I can’t even think about the puddles of syrup. No freakin’ pancakes are worth this. Just let us get our own cereal. We’re good.

 

 

7. Nothing Creepy!

Erin: No words.

Ellen: Is it weird I’m almost as disturbed by her nappy hair as that hideous earring?

Erin: Maybe she got the Air Curler for Mother’s Day.

Source: imgur.com via Sisterhood on Pinterest

 

 

8. WE SAID NOTHING CREEPY!

Ellen: For the love of God, burn it!

Erin: Bury it in the back yard!

Source: etsy.com via Sisterhood on Pinterest

 

 

Okay, on that note we’re done with the anti gift guide. So what do we want?

Ellen: I like my Mother’s Day simple and my gifts sweet. One of my favorites were these “Sweet Hearts” that my youngest made them for me.

DSC_0695

Erin: They are adorable. I like my gifts simple and sweet too. Here’s my list: Kelly Moore camera bag, sports lens for my Nikon, and a remodeled bathroom.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Ellen and Erin

 

Pintershizz Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Read the whole Pintershizz series here.

 

Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

Check out our books, please, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.”

Have every post delivered to your inbox! You can opt out at any time, but you won’t want to.

Enter your email address:

 

Share it real good . . .
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail this to someonePrint this page