Recycling is one of the easiest, most tangible ways of taking action for the planet. It reduces landfill waste and honors the resources of Mother Earth. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! It’s all good! What could be ugly about that? Right?
Erin: Some of us pride ourselves on our firm commitment to recycling. You don’t just surrender your garage to this kind of chaos without trying to make it some kind of feel good environmental statement. You know, so your neighbors won’t call the authorities or feel inclined to pass judgment. Or so we’ve heard.
Ellen: Wow, you know I like yoga, but that was quite a stretch.
Erin: No, seriously, I’m committed. A quick looky-loo around the old homestead will let you know just how “all-in” I am! Not only do I crush cans, sort cardboard, and stockpile bottles, I reuse! That is the best because NO resources are wasted. I am making trash into treasures!
My buddies in Maine gave this to me when I moved away. Now it stores coins . . . and apparently a marble and a hairband. I never claimed to be saving the planet through organization.
Ellen: And you’re not saving it with “reusing” either because that’s just dumping the content of your pockets into a pitcher. The pitcher was never trash unless you’re saying you were going to throw that thoughtful token of your friends’ affections away. You’re not really on the recycling train with that one. It’s more like you’re leading the ingrate parade. Try again.
Erin: Fine. You’re totally going to accept this one. This was Ace’s first attempt at pottery when he was 5. It now holds jewelry on my dresser.
Ellen: So let me get this straight. You want a Green Earth Award for putting jewelry in a bowl? And didn’t you just imply that Ace’s work of art is trash?
Erin: Sweet Cheez-its! While we’re talking about awards who promoted you to the Semantics of Recycling Police?
Ellen: Don’t redirect. The fact is, you still haven’t presented a decent argument for why your garage looks so indecent.
Erin: Alright. This was the parting gift from my cousin’s baby shower. It now takes center stage in the kids’ bath for cotton ball storage. I claim Upcycler Extraordinaie!
Ellen: Wow. You put cotton balls in a cute jar.
Erin: You WILL declare this one a winner. These are all containers from our family room that we’re REusing to hold toys. Once upon a time, each container only held one type of toy, but in this house, summer is the time when all systems fall to crap. Once again, ozone does not get saved through organization. Hence, the ball next to the boat in the old pretzel jar. And yes, those are shark teeth.
Ellen: Don’t sell yourself short. You have organization – all your choking hazards are grouped together in easy to reach containers on the floor.
Erin: Whatever. But THIS is high quality reusing. C’mom! Admit it!
Ellen: Yes, this qualifies as actual repurposing, BUT this is where the UGLY of recycling comes in! Dang girl. You could have peeled the Cascade label off of the bucket.
Erin: I really feel like you should be giving me more credit. If you want purty AND environmentally fabulous we have tons of lovely ideas for using milk cartons, tea tins, and glass bottles on Home Made Simple. Those ideas are as awesome as my actual attempts are pitiful.
Ellen: I can agree with that. Now all you have to do is find another excuse for your garage.
So my family is horrible at giving me gifts, meaning they give me horrible gifts. If I just re-gift them to other people for their birthdays, then I’m saving the earth right? Going green is easy.
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Upcycling? Ugh. That’s what those pretty green bins from the town are for. I love the Earth and whatnot, but I’m all set with crafts!
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I am either guilty (or doing a great thing) by repurposing things to hold more things! Nice to meet another kindred soul! 🙂
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I’m gifted in the art of turning everything into a junk container. Do you know how much one of those animal cracker containers can hold??