Yep, we did it again. We took our annual “Big Love” camping trip. Did your eyebrows just raise at Big Love? Like the naming of race horses and 7th children, the label developed organically by accident, but we’ve explained that all before. What we really like bragging waxing poetic about is 5 moms handling 13 kids (plus or minus 5 depending on teen work schedules and cousins joining in the fun).
Ellen: In fact, we were just regaling your sister with our stories. Your sister, who I finally got to meet. I swear you were deliberately keeping her from me.
Erin: I knew that if you met her, you’d be over me. Like, “Why bother with Erin when I can hang out with THIS wonderful woman.”
Ellen: She is pretty fabulous, but I’m not over you yet, Buttercup. I always comfort myself with the fact that you have to put up with me and my utterly joyful ways, too.
No, it’s more like I would like to be adopted as the third sister. Besides, she does live over 5 hours away. You’re worth it for your geographical convenience alone.
Erin: And you’re worth it for keepin’ it real . . .
Ellen: Which brings us back to sharing our Big Love stories with your sister.
Erin: Ah, yes, when we were talking about the park service taking away one of our refrigerators . . .
Ellen: And she put her hands up like a crossing guard protecting the lives of sweet babies from the fast and furious Humvee motorists of America and proclaimed:
“Wait a minute! I feel like I’ve been deceived. You have been misrepresenting.”
And I believe your reply was a classic doe-eyed Erin:
“What?”
Erin: Yeah, that fueled her fire a bit. Her voice may have risen in pitch as she continued:
“I see pictures of Keens and canoeing and campfires, but you have a kitchen!?!”
Ellen: Well, I didn’t help matters when I added:
“And bathrooms. But only three and they’re like all mismatched and have avocado green toilets.”
Erin: And THAT is when her head exploded.
Ellen: But because I AM a big believer in keeping it real, I reviewed our pictures. We were mostly posting things like this.
And this.
Erin: Yeah, that doesn’t look like the face of a woman who got to use indoor plumbing, even if it was avocado green.
Ellen: And there is a tent and camper in the background. I guess they could be misconstrued as ours.
Erin: OK, since I love my sister . . .
Ellen: We love your sister . . .
Erin: Since WE love my sister and care what she thinks, we’re swinging the camera around to show you behind the scenes.
Ellen: Really we’re just posting other pictures, but what Erin said had so much more flair.
The Other Side of Big Love
The first thing to clarify is where we stay. It’s a “conference center” which when translated from state park-ese means “really strangely configured two story house.” In our defense, we never claimed to be backpacking in and pitching tents. We even posted a video where you can see the house in the background, but whatever. Let’s take a tour now. Shall we?
The building apparently has a name that is so iconic, someone carved it into the tables. Is it “Downton Abbey” or “Fancy Pants Camping Hotel?” NO! It’s called The Shanty. Still accusing us of “glamping” now?
And here is the exterior.
But there are only 4 bedrooms for 20 some people because of a HUGE open room upstairs.
Just look at that room filled up with kids! Are you going to accuse us of indulging in relaxing luxury now??
And look how the kids were crammed in the bunk rooms.
Ellen even had to sleep in a closet.
And there was NOT a cappuccino machine. For froth, we had to heat the milk in the microwave and beat it with a whisk. A microwave, we said! Oh the civility!
But we weren’t kidding or exaggerating about the bugs.
Or the fact that we’re communing with nature in the most outdoorsy of ways.
Erin: So, in the end, we weren’t really misrepresenting so much as cherishing the best and most important aspects of the trip. We were sharing the essence of our experience.
Ellen: Nice spin, but now that we are coming clean and offering full disclosure, we should also add that in addition to the above-mentioned, we also have air-conditioning, an industrial-sized fridge, and a crockpot.
Erin: But we are still herding cats, I mean kids, through various sundry outdoor adventures and that is not a feat for the faint-hearted.
Erin: But it’s all worth it for the stories alone.
Ellen: That’s what you keep telling me.
Erin: And on that note. . .
–Ellen and Erin
What do you think? Does this count as camping or not?